(Source: the-st0len-kids, via manda)
One time I got pulled over by a cop and I was so nervous that I thought I was supposed to call him “your honor” like we were in court or something but then I corrected last minute and I just said “Good evening your officer”
(via pizza)
hey yo
be nice to people
bc most people are already sad so like
why be mean
(via green-satan)
adapt or die
Holy shit if you don’t think mother nature is hardcore please get out
This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, “I’m just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet.”
(Source: givemeajobplease, via h0odrich)
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
Best post on tumblr omg
(Source: legeniall, via green-satan)
- What girls say: I'm fine
- What girls mean: I'm too embarrassed to ask for water from your mom because this is the first time I've been over and she's asked me like 500 times if I wanted any and I've been saying no but I'm dying of thirst
